Planning for Spring Break (Portfolio Project Post #5)

Hi Glorp! Why can't people be quiet? Like, just close your mouth. Not that hard. 

Writing oh no oh god (Portfolio Project Post #8)

 Hi Glorp! I'm cozy. I have that post-workout cold-shower coziness. It's nice.

(simo 🍃☁️, n.d.)

Researching Social Media (Portfolio Project Post #7)

Hi Glorp! My friend just got a really good opportunity— one I used to want, but realized I wouldn't enjoy. And I got upset because seeing her made me wonder "why not me"? But, I know that opportunity wouldn't suit me, and I know I can help people a lot better when I do it my way. So, in honor of my realization, here's two memes. Which is more memes than one.

(Achievers Club, n.d.)

(Torp, n.d.)

Realism v.s. Escapism- Research (Portfolio Project Post 6)

Hi Glorp. I'm so sick of writing blogs, and I just finished this one. I'm going to do math homework now. 

(OrlaO, n.d.) 

(this is a meme I altered in Microsoft Paint)

Color- Researching (Portfolio Project Post 5)

Gulity pleasure? Watching wholesome movies about queer people. I mean, it's not a bad thing that I enjoy queer films. I'd actually be quite concerned if I hated them.

Pinterest (2026)

Comedy- Research (Portfolio Project Post 4) MISSING CITES

Hi Glorp! Just a heads up, I'm leaving to a competition from the 27th to the 3rd, so excuse any extra weirdness inside my next few posts. I'm stretching myself thin trying to eliminate most of my schoolwork before I leave, so giving everything the attention it deserves is- like 100% harder. But, it'll be okay cuz I'm going to kick ass at my comp.

Choosing the Jonra [Genre] (Portfolio Project Post 3)

Hi Glorb! I'm upset. Why you ask? Because why is the word "genre" so weird? Who decided that it's pronounced "jon-ra" and not "gen-ré"? That's a rhetorical question. The word genre originates from French, so we pronounce it the way the French would (Genre | Origin and Meaning of Genre by Online Etymology Dictionary, 2019). Which I think is a stupid excuse. Everyone who says that should go home and crochet a niche lingerie while drinking champagne in their garage. 

(Reddit - the Heart of the Internet, 2018)